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Chopines, 1518
Introduced by Turkish traders, chopines became popular among European women from the 1400s through the mid-1600s. An early sign of the West’s borderline masochistic relationship with footwear, chopines towered seven to thirty inches off the ground depending on the wearer’s nobility. The platform shoes were so awkward, a cane or servant was needed to help women get around.
Sun King Sees Red, 1710

Throughout 17th and 18th century Europe, heels were symbols of wealth and social status for both men and women. Legendary fashion plate King Louis XIV of France added even more prestige to by enacting a law stating that only those within his court could wear red colored heels.
On the Down Low, 1799-1850

The decades following the French Revolution were a literal low-point in heel history. Long a symbol of the flippant extravagance of the aristocracy, it would be another fifty years before it shed those negative connotations.
Chic Again, 1890

Heels began their comeback in the mid-1800s. Daring high heeled boots were especially were especially popular in Parisian nightclubs where the Can-Can gave dancers plenty of opportunity to show off their legs.
America Catches On, 1923

Heels became a permanent part of mainstream American culture at the turn of 20th century thanks in part to the influence of two widely different groups of women. Suffragettes wore them to undermine the theory that equality could only be gained at the sacrifice of femininity. Fun-loving flappers on the other hand, saw them as the perfect additions to their increasingly risqué wardrobes.
Hollywood Heels, 1938

In the midst of the Great Depression and World War II, Americans spent what little free time they had at the movies. The glamorous stories coming from Hollywood served as a much-needed escape and audiences lived vicariously through the characters they saw on the screen. As a result, stars were outfitted with lavish costumes from head-to-toe. Designers like Salvatore Ferragamo and Andre Perugia were allowed to let their imaginations run wild; some of the most creative heels were made during this era.
The Dagger, 1953

During the war, women were left to take over jobs previously held by their brothers, husbands, etc. Their expanded roles expanded their wardrobes to include more practical items like pants and other menswear inspired garments. Once the war ended and men returned, emphasis was placed on returning to traditional gender roles. Fashion followed suit with designs like the New Look that played up the female form.
In 1951 a new shoe style entered the market that actually enhanced this hourglass shape. Standing atop the high, thin heel of a stiletto (Italian for “dagger”) causes one’s chest and hips to slightly poke out. Over half a century later, the stiletto’s sex symbol status has only deepened.
Boys Do It Too, 1970s

The 1970s saw the reunion of men and high heels, a trend that had not been seen in almost two hundred years. Thanks to icons like Cher, Elton John and David, both genders could be found plodding around in extravagant 7-inch platforms.
Top Model Takedown, 1993

The mid-Nineties were marked by a resurges of a number of 1970s styles, including platforms (among girls only this time). Dame Vivienne Westwood was one of the first to foresee this trend, as is evidenced by her infamous 1993 Anglomania fashion show. It was there that she sent Naomi Campbell out onto the catwalk in a pair of ridiculously high “Super-elevated Ghillies” platform shoes. Though she tried valiantly, not even an uber-model like Campbell could handle a shoe as outrageous as the Ghillie.
Dangerous Road Ahead, 2008
Fashionable feet never have it easy, but Spring 2009 looks to be especially torturous. From the ankle breaking height of the Prada platforms to Aminaka Wilmont’s bondage inspired “sole-less” shoe (below), just looking at upcoming styles hurts.